today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away
all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said
“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”
The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.
Halloweentown is a gift to this world can i just reaffirm this
Tell Amelia a story, Doctor.
About how she fought pirates, fell in love, save a whale in space.
Tell her how her name is actually from a fairy tale.
One that she’ll live to see.
How many cute people follow me, I wonder?
Trick question: You’re all adorable.
You have to admit
That’s pretty funny.
“What year is it?” Poll of the Day: 46% of Mississippi Republicans polled think interracial marriage should be illegal, according to a PPP poll. (400 respondents; +/- 4.9% margin of error)
Full results here.
HEY LOOK AT THE PROGRESS HERE. LOOK THEY’RE TRYING TO INVENT THEIR OWN KIND OF MENTAL TIME MACHINE